Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.

paintdoktahwho:

and then they went out for beers

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins & some reasons why I love him/it

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

cosmic-trees:

when it rains in harvest moon and you don’t have to water your crops

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society